For lack of anything better to post today, I will provide a little Google entertainment that I saw Ryan post about today.
Instructions: Visit Google.com, put your first name and the word “needs” in quotations (e.g., “kahn needs”) in the search box, and then click the Google Search button. Write down the top 10 results.
- Kahn needs to show more maturity
- Kahn needs someone to teach his warriors how to use Earth’s weapons
- Kahn needs to retire or if he refuses they should sell him away
- Kahn needs the committee’s help
- Kahn needs to decide who he wishes to serve as a fiduciary
- Kahn needs to have the physical presence of a drumkit even if he never strikes it in a traditional means
- Kahn needs six weeks for finger to heal
- Kahn needs to stick to very well-made clothes of fine fabrics, preferably made by European designers
- Kahn needs a more intricate plot or a more interesting character to sustain this series
- Kahn needs to work on reflexes or else he will fade and leave a dark mark on his once illustrious career
I like number two the best, which of course, is in reference to Mortal Kombat. Most of the other Kahn hits were in reference to the German goal-keeper, Oliver Kahn.
What is the best result you get when you do this with your name? Post and let me know.
5 comments:
1)Dean needs to grow up.
2)Dean needs to win big now if the former Vermont governor doesn't overwhelm his opponents in Iowa and New Hampshire.
3) Dean needs to win more than any other candidate.
4)Dean needs you.
5)Dean needs you now!
6)Dean needs Southern votes,
7) Dean needs to change the subject:
8) Dean needs strong vision, those at open forum agree.
9)dean needs fundraising credentials, search committee told.
10) Dean needs from the Dems An interesting view of the Dean campaign:
Ehhh All crap about Howard Dean...
Mine all suck, so I'm not posting them. Apparently, though, there is actually a man named "Dan Needs." (He provides quality bush hogging.)
It looks like all my search results are of other Brians' blogses doing this same "Brian needs" activity. So, I will just rip the results off of one of those:
1. Brian needs food, badly.
2. Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative.
3. Brian needs the money.
4. Brian needs a fix.
5. Brian needs to combine two or more site links to create a preferred route for Active Directory replication.
6. Brian needs prayers to help him rid himself of anger issues that are messing up his life.
7. Brian needs to add it.
8. Brian needs to do a Gospel CD because of all the songs, this one stands out the most.
9. Brian needs both money and a job.
10. Brian needs to find out when this is.
I tried "Adam needs" but that wasn't funny. Then I tried "Bigshow needs" and much much better - enjoy (I included ALL miss-spellings for further amusement)
1. Bigshow needs to b shot in the friggen head!
2. BigShow needs to change proffession from wrestler to stand-up
3. Bigshow needs to be heel again.
4. Bigshow needs to not do nothing.
5. Bigshow needs to lose it.
6. The Bigshow needs take a few hits.
7. Bigshow needs to put in some work roun here.
8. (from Google groups) Bigshow needs to change his attire
(that's all Google had... still funny and pathetic of all the gramatical issues... oh well)
Mine were pretty basic, but here are some highlights:
Jason needs a Pismo (do you computer geeks know what a pismo is? cuz it's listed several times, so I think I need 1 really bad)
Jason needs to die already
Jason needs 2 stop acting like he is such a P*I*M*P*
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