Tuesday, January 17, 2006

I don't smell anything

This should go down as the best invention of the year in my opinion.  A man in Iowa has invented a machine that will eliminate the odor from hog manure.  It’s basically just a big dryer that spins the manure around at a high speed and removes the water.  Just make sure you don’t use it to dry your clothes.  Anyone from the midwest knows that hog manure is one of the worst smells you can come across while driving through the country.  One whiff of the stuff can make your eyes water and sinuses burn.  The liquid manure is by far the most noxious, and commercial hog farms are by far the worst offenders due to the sheer number of hogs on the lot.  I hope they will be the first to start using this machine.  Bravo Mr. Balvanz. 

1 comment:

adickins00 said...

I think Chicken farms smell worse. Something about the smell of salmonella production that makes me gag.